Saturday, October 7, 2000


Transcript for Saturday, October 7, 2000
Narrator: Behold the aftermath of a field interrogation...
Schlock: Thank you for the info about the guards. Now stay put.
Jud: Mmph mmble mph, mm moo.
Schlock: (thinking) That was easy. Now all I need to do is figure out how to quietly take down four guards.
SFX: (looking, maybe) Peeeeeeek
Schlock: (thinking) Correction: Eight guards.
Jud: (thinking) That was easy. Now all I need to do is figure out how to untie myself and sound the alarm.
Footnote: Bonus Strip
Narrator: Well, Mister Schlock, are you ready to try out the new voice?
Schlock: Sure.
Schlock: Ahem. Check, Check, Testing... How's it sound out there?
Narrator: Perfect. Let's see here... Ennesby, you're next.
Ennesby: Testing. Hee-Hee. Resistance is futile! Prepare to be asinine!
Narrator: That's the wrong voice.
Ennesby: But I like it. It's so... so... me.
Narrator: ...And the word is "assimilated."
Schlock: No, he got it right. It's asinine.


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