SFX: (Alarms) WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Kevyn: I think that the general alarm has distracted the guards.
Tagon: We have the element of surprise!
Tagon: Schlock, you are a genius! I'm promoting you to Sergeant, on the spot!
Schlock: Ummmm, I think the alarm might have been pulled by someone who saw me. I have no plan. This was an accident.
Tagon: Okay, then. You can be a corporal.
Schlock: I guess I need to have loud, life-threatening accidents more often.