SFX: (Alarms) WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Narrator: Our heroes sneak aboard their own ship
Tagon: Hurry it up out there! We've still got five more taxis to unload!
Breya: I have a problem with this particular strategy.
Tagon: What's that?
Breya: Well, we're boarding a vessel, and preparing to ambush an armed force, while alarms sound.
Tagon: Yes?
Breya: And the first boarders were the command staff.
Tagon: And?
Breya: And? AND?! We are the command staff, not the grunts!
Tagon: Sorry, Admiral.
Breya: Besides, I'm unarmed.