Monday September 4, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Everybody's Gotta Eat


Brad:Hey, where'd my Kreely go?
Schlock:Sorry, that was me.
Brad:What was you?
Schlock:I ate it. I left you a note.
Brad:You ate it!?! Kreelies grow into loyal, intelligent beings! They can talk! They can live for a hundred years! They... they...
Schlock:...they taste great when they're fresh.
Narrator:Let this be a lesson to all you emerging species. Great taste is not a survival trait. Select against it!