Wednesday September 13, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Everybody's Gotta Eat


Breya:We're here. Mercenary company, party of thirty.
Maitre'd:I'm sorry. You aren't on my list, madame.
Schlock:Check again.
Maitre'd:I believe that monsiuer would find a bribe to be more effective than brandishing the wee little stunner.
Maitre'd:You are almost there. Keep counting, madame.
Breya:You can shoot him when we leave, Schlock.
Schlock:I need something with a great big, black barrel.