Thursday September 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Everybody's Gotta Eat


Brad:Schlock, I really don't think you and the Admiral can have children.
Schlock:Why not? Is she sterile?
Brad:No.... I mean, I don't know. Er... uh...
Schlock:Out with it, Brad. One word at a time.
Brad:It's a biology thing. It's like... like.... you know.... different species have different... you know... the birds and the bees?
Schlock:Admiral Breya is an insect?
Brad:If she were, would that matter?
Schlock:Nope. Love conquers all.