Thursday September 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Everybody's Gotta Eat


Brad: Schlock, I really don't think you and the Admiral can have children.
Schlock: Why not? Is she sterile?
Brad: No.... I mean, I don't know. Er... uh...
Schlock: Out with it, Brad. One word at a time.
Brad: It's a biology thing. It's like... like.... you know.... different species have different... you know... the birds and the bees?
Schlock: Admiral Breya is an insect?
Brad: If she were, would that matter?
Schlock: Nope. Love conquers all.