Today's mercenary musing: Can robots eat?
I don't know why you bothered to come along, Ennesby.
Hey, I can eat. I just don't need to eat. It's not a question of ability.
Eating is just a matter of mashing the food up, dissolving it, pulling some useful stuff from it, and then passing the rest back into the ecosystem. Allow me to demonstrate.
<Crunch> <Mash, mash>
That was my salad...
That was my chair.
There's your answer, folks. Robots can eat, but should never be allowed to eat out.