Wednesday September 20, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Everybody's Gotta Eat


Schlock: Did you see how Breya stared down that gunman? It was amazing!
Brad: Yeah, she's pretty incredible, Schlock.
Schlock: She's incredibly pretty, too. I think I want to have her children.
Schlock: No comments?
Brad: Sorry, my stomach crawled clear up my throat and strangled my tongue.
Schlock: You're in love too?