Saturday September 9, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Everybody's Gotta Eat


Der Trihs:For the last time, I am not bitter.
Schlock:Sorry. I'm just trying to help.
Ennesby:You're right. Bitter is the wrong word. You're more like crotchety, now.
Ennesby:Except that you can't really be crotchety without a -
Der Trihs:I said don't go there!!
Ennesby:I know! Cantankerous! You can definitely be cantankerous!
Der Trihs:Get me out of this jar!!