Tuesday September 12, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Everybody's Gotta Eat


Ennesby:Hey, where's everybody going?
Schlock:Sorry, we're going out to eat.
Ennesby:Sorry? What do you mean by sorry?
Schlock:You're a robot. You can't eat. Ergo, you can't come along.
Ennesby:What, you guys are gonna stop me?
Schlock:No. but the Maitre'd might.
Ennesby:And I suppose he does a quick orifice count as he seats people?
Schlock:I hope not. I've only got one, and that puts some folks off.