Thursday September 7, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Everybody's Gotta Eat


SFX:Der Trihs' jar bubbling.
Schlock:Hey Kevyn, hey Lieutenant. Ummm, how come you're still in a jar?
Kevyn:I haven't finished his cyborg body yet.
Der Trihs:Someone's priorities are way out of phase with reality.
Kevyn:I told you, I'm waiting on parts.
Kevyn:I need some exotic matter for the power plant.
Schlock:I have some Sports Lustyrated swimsuit issues you could use.
Kevyn:I said exotic. It's spelled with an "X".
Der Trihs:Send 'em over anyway.