Thursday September 7, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Everybody's Gotta Eat


SFX: Der Trihs' jar bubbling.
Schlock: Hey Kevyn, hey Lieutenant. Ummm, how come you're still in a jar?
Kevyn: I haven't finished his cyborg body yet.
Der Trihs: Someone's priorities are way out of phase with reality.
Kevyn: I told you, I'm waiting on parts.
Kevyn: I need some exotic matter for the power plant.
Schlock: Oh.
Schlock: I have some Sports Lustyrated swimsuit issues you could use.
Kevyn: I said exotic. It's spelled with an "X".
Der Trihs: Send 'em over anyway.