Wednesday September 6, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Everybody's Gotta Eat

Transcript

Ch'vorthq:Hi guys! Welcome to the new company mess hall!
Brad:You're in charge here?
Ch'vorthq:I enlisted and Captain Tagon made me Senior Mess Sergeant.
Ch'vorthq:This afternoon's menu features soybeef-and-potato puree, served over a buckwheat pancake. And I made orange-carrot smoothies, too.
Ch'vorthq:This whisk is even handier than I thought.
Brad:Two waters, please.
Schlock:And a guide to local restaurants.