Ch'vorthq: Hi guys! Welcome to the new company mess hall!
Brad: You're in charge here?
Ch'vorthq: I enlisted and Captain Tagon made me Senior Mess Sergeant.
Ch'vorthq: This afternoon's menu features soybeef-and-potato puree, served over a buckwheat pancake. And I made orange-carrot smoothies, too.
Ch'vorthq: This whisk is even handier than I thought.
Brad: Two waters, please.
Schlock: And a guide to local restaurants.