Transcript for Friday, September 8, 2000
SFX: Lemonade sucked through straw.
SFX: Der Trihs' jar bubbling.
Tagon: Kevyn I'm a little worried about Lieutenant Der Trihs. He's not taking his injury well.
Kevyn: Yeah, I think I know what you mean. He's getting impatient, and a [Sic] just a little bitter.
Brad: Bitter? He's gone clear through bitter and is halfway past morose.
Schlock: Speaking of bitter, I think this mess-hall lemonade has gone bad.
Der Trihs: Hey! Hey! Watch your straw! You're in the wrong drink.