Saturday September 30, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!

Transcript

Kevyn: Ennesby, where did you get the MASER?
Ennesby: From you.
Kevyn: You stole it from my lab?
Ennesby: No, it's built in. You put it here.
Ennesby: You gave me field effectors and gravitic polarizers for mobility and manipulation. Combinatorial synthesis yielded some very, very ahh... militarily significant applications.
Kevyn: So... you focused background radiation with the polarizers...
Ennesby: Simple gravity lens.
Kevyn: Right-- Then you shaped and amplified the beam with the effectors... clever!
Tagon: Ahem. Ennesby, I believe I have yet to offer you the opportunity to enlist.
Ennesby: No, thank you. I like being a well armed civilian.