Thursday September 13, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Magic Dream-Land


Fez Bejo: Captain tagon, I think my competitors are going to try something violent to disrupt the opening week of my new theme park.
Tagon: Ah. well, this kind of work is right up our alley. My troops can be heavily armored, and armed so far past their teeth it would send even the most masochistic orthodontist screaming into the streets.
Fez Bejo: I need you to protect my park. Not level it.
Tagon: Oh. You don't want a first-strike scenario on your competition?
Fez Bejo: Um... no.
Schlock: What kind of business is he trying to run?