Wednesday September 19, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Magic Dream-Land


Gunfreak Kid: Hey, Mister, Are you a security guard?
Nick: Ummm... no?
Sign: ??er-gro
Gunfreak Kid: Yes you are. I can tell.
Nick: No you can't. Now go away.
Gunfreak Kid: Can so. Your neck is waaay too big for you to be a regular people.
Nick: Okay, kid. You got me.
Gunfreak Kid: Cool! Can I see your gun?
Narrator: Ahhh. The perils of undercover work.