Tuesday April 17, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Schlock: What'cha readin', Reverend?
Reverend: 'The lost ordinances of the reformed apocalyptic cathostancey'
Schlock: If the ordinances are in the book, then they're not lost, are they?
Reverend: I think you've just invalidated the last eight hours of my research.
Schlock: My work here is done.