Tuesday April 17, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship


Schlock:What'cha readin', Reverend?
Reverend:'The lost ordinances of the reformed apocalyptic cathostancey'
Schlock:If the ordinances are in the book, then they're not lost, are they?
Reverend:I think you've just invalidated the last eight hours of my research.
Schlock:My work here is done.