Tuesday April 10, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Ennesby: Hey, I heard the voice. That ship's haunted, no doubt about it.
Breya: I'm sure the reverend can solve that problem, right?
Reverend: Oh, sure. Exorcisms, cleansings... It's all child's play. I mean, when you get right down to it, there's no difference between raising the spirits of the living and banishing the spirits of the dead.
Ennesby: Sarcasm, right?
Reverend: Do I need to point it up more? Maybe with an exaggerated wink?