Friday April 20, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship


Tagon:So, is the ghost gone, reverend?
Reverend:I don't think so.
Schlock:He tried to banish it, but it possessed one of the toilets and spit at him.
Ghost In the Pipes:I DARE YOU TO BATHE
Tagon:I don't suppose you want my 'don't take that kind of crap from a cowardly enemy' pep talk.
Reverend:I've already heard more than I care to hear, sir.