Friday April 20, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Tagon: So, is the ghost gone, reverend?
Reverend: I don't think so.
Schlock: He tried to banish it, but it possessed one of the toilets and spit at him.
Ghost In the Pipes: I DARE YOU TO BATHE
Tagon: I don't suppose you want my 'don't take that kind of crap from a cowardly enemy' pep talk.
Reverend: I've already heard more than I care to hear, sir.