Thursday April 19, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Reverend: Shade of the grave, I banish thee by the power vested in me by the holy church and by the government of the state of southern californicatia!
Reverend: Claim this place no more! Leave the plumbing of this ship forever! Even so, I say unto thee, get out!
Ghost In the Pipes: Ptooie
Schlock: I've never seen a toilet spit that far before.
Reverend: Please tell me this is just soul-dissolving ectoplasm.