Thursday April 26, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship


Kevyn:The exorcism is complete, captain. No more ghost.
Tagon:You're sure?
Kevyn:I've cycled all the vapor out of the plumbing. You can now run water without hearing voices.
Tagon:But what about the supernatural element?
Kevyn:Do you really want to believe that there was a supernatural element?
Tagon:No, now that you mention it, I don't.
Kevyn:No more ghost! See how easy that was?
Reverend:This is a clear abuse of the god-given gifts of repression and denial.