Tuesday April 24, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship

Transcript

Kevyn:Well, the problem is very simple, anybody who knows the A-B-C's of plumbing could have figured this one out.
Reverend:A scientific explanation for this obvious case of haunting? Really?
Kevyn:I found evidence that some emergency repairs were made to the central system manifolds. It seems that a high-pressure gas line was mistakenly hooked up to the fluid lines.Any time the plumbing cycles fluid, that gas rushes through the system, and it sounds like a voice.
Ghost In the Pipes:YOU ARE ALL DOOMED
Kevyn:See? It's just bubbling noises. Not a voice at all.
Reverend:'D' is for 'Denial.'