Narrator: Tagon and Brad are captives of unknown aliens.
Tagon: Brad, you distract him while I figure out how to get free.
Gasht'g'd'g'tang: Enough chatter. Time to die.
SFX: PZORCH
Tagon: Ooh, nice work Brad. You mysteriously teleport yourself free, and then free me!
Gasht'g'd'g'tang: You're next, captain.
Tagon: Next? But I haven't-
SFX: PZORCH
Narrator: This can't possibly be as bad as it looks. Let me see what I can do...