Monday July 10, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


SFX:(Schlock activating the Teraport) click
SFX:(Schlock being Teraported) ?????
Kevyn:Congratulations, Schlock. You are the first living being to successfully Teraport. How do you feel?
Schlock:Fine. Lighter, maybe.
Kevyn:That's a known side effect. A little bit of your mass was converted to energy to power the transfer.
Schlock:Which bit?