Monday July 10, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


SFX: (Schlock activating the Teraport) click
SFX: (Schlock being Teraported) ?????
Kevyn: Congratulations, Schlock. You are the first living being to successfully Teraport. How do you feel?
Schlock: Fine. Lighter, maybe.
Kevyn: That's a known side effect. A little bit of your mass was converted to energy to power the transfer.
Schlock: Which bit?