Thursday July 6, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Kevyn:Lieutenant, you should not have to go through life with a prosthetic kitchen utensil for a hand.
Der Trihs:Intergalactic Health Care™ disagrees.
Kevyn:Come with me to my lab. I'm certain I can put together an improved hand for you.
Der Trihs:What do you have in mind? A claw? A hook? Anything would be an improvement.
SFX:(Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR
Kevyn:Ahem. Allow me to raise your expectations a notch or two.
Der Trihs:Ooooh. Can you do both hands for me?