Wednesday July 26, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Schlock:You smell funny.
Ch'vorthq:Oh? Well you're rude.
Schlock:No. Seriously. You smell funny. Like you are burning or something.
Ch'vorthq:Sorry, I had the twice-baked Habanero Chili-Con-Xenocarne for lunch.
Schlock:Not that kind of burning. I mean the on fire kind of burning.
Ch'vorthq:Right. Steer clear of that chili.