Thursday July 13, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon:Raise the shields! Begin evasive maneuvers!
Shv'uu:The ship's systems aren't responding, sir!
Tagon:Thurl, status report!
Thurl:I'm purging a virus from the ship's computer right now, sir!
Ennesby:> I'd like to see you try, Chubs.
Tagon:Make it snappy, Thurl!
Thurl:Computer, override jump-jump three-oh-one, authorization Gamma sixteen. Full purge, mod sector-wipe and restore...Mark.
Ennesby:> Ooooh, you're funny.
Ennesby:> Tell me another one, Fat-Boy.
Thurl:Define snappy sir?