Wednesday July 5, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Kevyn:Hey, Lieutenant. I heard about your surgery. How'd things go?
Der Trihs:Rotten. My HMO doesn't cover limb regeneration.
Der Trihs:Intergalactic Health Care™ grafted me to this.
SFX:(Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR
Kevyn:So, from now on you'll be working in the kitchen, I guess?
Der Trihs:Nope. Food service regulations say you can't touch food with your bare hands.
SFX:(Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR
Kevyn:But that's not a hand. It's a motorized whisk.
Der Trihs:Intergalactic Health Care™ says its a hand.
SFX:(Motorized Whisk) WHIRRR
Der Trihs:Besides, the only thing I know how to cook is toast.