Wednesday July 19, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Ennesby: > You can't be serious. I'm taking up all the space in every computer on this ship. > I'll never fit in a unit that size.
Kevyn: If you pare yourself back to personality and motor modules, you'll fit in here a thousand times over.
Ennesby: > What about my simulations? I've written satisfactory conclusions to the X-Files and Buffy the Vampire Slayer! > Forget it, no way.
Kevyn: It's not like you have a choice. I'll simply flush you out , one processor at a time.
Kevyn: I'm disconnecting and Rad-wiping the kitchen servo processors.... Now.
SFX: (cable getting disconnected) Poik
Ennesby: > AIIIIEEEEE! > I was keeping my senses of compassion and mercy there!!
Kevyn: Really?
Ennesby: > No. I deleted those to make room for ninety years of MTV.