Tuesday July 4, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries

Transcript

Tagon:You not only vaporized our attorney, you vaporized the plaintiff's attorney as well.
Schlock:Call it collateral damage. Plasma cannons are like that.
Schlock:Okay, okay! I'm sorry, but it's not like I killed anybody. They were attorneys.