Saturday July 8, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries

Transcript

Der Trihs:So, have you tested this tear-apart hyperdrive of yours?
Kevyn:That's teraport, and yes, I've tested it extensively.
Kevyn:I've successfully teraported dozens of objects instantaneously over distances up to 200,000 light-years, and brought them back, too.
Sign:(radiation) (high voltage) (skull) (corrosive)
Kevyn:Unfortunately, I haven't been able to test it on live subjects. I told Breya weeks ago that I need volunteers.
Sign:(flammable) (ghost buster) (microwave emmisions)
Schlock:Hey Kevyn. Breya tells me you've got a new toy you want me to see.
Der Trihs:Are you volunteering?
Kevyn:Shush.