Monday July 3, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon: So, our attorney and the plaintiff's attorney are drones from the same collective?
Schlock: It's like they share the same brain.
Tagon: Don't just stand there! Fire our attorney! NOW!
SFX: (Drones vaporizing) CrraaKOW!
Tagon: I said "Fire", not "Fire at". I never used the word "at".
Schlock: How do you feel about the word "vaporize"?