Monday July 3, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon:So, our attorney and the plaintiff's attorney are drones from the same collective?
Schlock:It's like they share the same brain.
Tagon:Don't just stand there! Fire our attorney! NOW!
SFX:(Drones vaporizing) CrraaKOW!
Tagon:I said "Fire", not "Fire at". I never used the word "at".
Schlock:How do you feel about the word "vaporize"?