Sir, until Thurl gets rid of that virus, we have no shields, no weapons, and no drives.
How long before that battlecruiser has us in range?
We're in laser renge already. They'll have us in plasma lance range in about three minutes.
Thurl, in three minutes we're all hot vapor.
> Your captain sounds like he's mostly hot vapor already.
I give up. I can't delete you. You win. But if you don't leave the ship's computer soon, we're all dead!
> You know, based on CPU cycles, even if the rest of my life is only three minutes long, it'll still be like hundreds of years by your standards.
You know, you are being very, very selfish.
> Why am I burning CPU cycles talking to you? I'm going to simulate a hot-tub and some cyber-babes.